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For the first time in a long time, I am happy. Genuinely happy
What what?
tumblon74:
I've got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone... ICONA POP!
I've got this feeling on a summer day when you were gone...
ICONA POP!
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sociallyawkwardjocelyn:
fnark-oreo: thankyouforthedildos: Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it. i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom Two different types of people in this world
fnark-oreo:
thankyouforthedildos: Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it. i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom
thankyouforthedildos:
Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.
i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom
Two different types of people in this world
Dead
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jenesaispourquoi:
professorsparklepants: Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES? the prof asks the important questions.
professorsparklepants:
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
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sex-lessinthecity:
LIL WAYNE’S WORLD
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